Listening to: Children, Robert Miles (*le sigh*)
Shamelessly using this blog again for my own nefarious purposes – that is, passing my English (and Italian) exam in June (… sob sob. I’m flattered that you think I’m not rusty, B, but I can feel my prepositions creaking)… so! Here we are, back to intermittent bouts of intensive, moderately creative writing.
What do I bring you this time, more plants? I should, I really should.
But no, not yet, at least not for a while. I’m bringing you Greek myths and the representation of woman (in general) and (some) women (in particular). Because, you see, I’m attending these cool lectures (VIII Aula d’Humanitats. Les dones i els mites, organized by the Secció Balear de la SEEC), and enjoying them immensely. Besides, it’s a topic I’m very interested in (I mean, Greek myths? Women? Soo my cup of tea, both things)…
(in case anybody is wondering if I’m quotable on this, if the information is reliable, I’ll confess I haven’t studied the classics, but the bloke who imparts the conferences has, is the president of the Secció Balear de la SEEC –that is, Spanish Society of Classical Studies—, has a degree in philosophy, and blah blah. So I’d say, yeah, he knows his stuff. And I’m good at taking notes, so this is a pretty faithful rendition of the factual contents he laid out in his lecture).
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So, where do I begin. Oh, yes. Pandora. Pandora, un càstig dels déus (that is: Pandora, a punishment from the gods).
Nearly everybody has heard her name, usually when referred to a box: Pandora’s box is the box where all the evils of the world are kept, and this Pandora chick, she came along, opened it, and got us all in a mess. In a Pandora-less world, humankind would know no hunger, no suffering, no pain, no poverty. Oddly enough, it’s a woman, again, the instrument of mankind’s fall. Oddly enough… or perhaps not.
But let us go back to the sources; in this case, it’s mostly Hesiod who gives us the canonical version of Pandora’s myth, which can be found in the author’s two remaining complete works: the Theogony, and the Works and Days. There are slight differences between the two renditions of the myth, perhaps due to slight differences in aim and intention: whereas the Theogony is told mostly from the gods’ ‘perspective’, the Works and Days is told from a man’s point of view. It’s written as a collection of useful pieces of advice Hesiod gives his brother, who works in the fields: thus the context is eminently agricultural, the framing entirely rural.
And this would be important, why?
Well, because Pandora’s myth has consequences that greatly affect men –because of her, we shall see, man has to work, oh noes!—, and thus it makes sense to develop the story and the ramifications that ensued in the text that addresses men instead of the mighty gods who know no troubles and no woes.
Man poses himself a fundamental question: if the gods live without worries nor woes, why does man suffer so much, why must he work constantly and in pain for meagre rewards?
In order to answer this question, to give justification to this latent injustice, Hesiod brings us a handful of etiological myths (myths that explain the cause of something), among which Pandora’s: the third myth out of (minimum!) four.
Currently, we know that, men are unhappy.
But they were once very happy, they were like gods themselves. Then something happened (at Mecone, or so Hesiod would have it), and they had to be punished. With what? Well, there you go. Pandora was the punishment; women were the punishment.
Yet in order to understand the punishment, we need to understand the transgression. Enter Prometheus.
Some of you might’ve heard of this bloke, currently having his liver eaten out by some kind of carrion bird, or some such disgustingly yucky thing, according to Greek mythology (well, no; Herakles went and killed the bird, according to the Mythica. But the Mythica wasn’t entirely correct on Pandora’s myth, mm). Because he screwed up with almighty Zeus, big time, and Greek gods aren’t much into the whole ‘forgiveness, mercy and love’ thing.
Who was Prometheus? And what did he do to deserve such a harsh punishment?
Prometheus was the son of a titan called Iapetus (scientists out there, you know that’s also a moon orbiting around Saturn; funny thing, if one realizes Iapetus’ father was actually Uranus and not Saturn/Cronus… anyway). Titans, well, ruled the world before the Olympic gods took over (long story; no time. Sometimes I doubt even my nan could keep them all straight, all those relationships between Greek gods, minor gods, titans, monsters, heroes, blah, blah).
And Prometheus, along with his three brothers, was punished first of all because of his titanic nature, half-divine, half-human (it seems that for Plato, titanic nature was intrinsically tied to evil). He was cocky; he was smart; he was brilliant; so he thought he could get away with tricking the gods, not only once, but twice –and he did trick them. But not without consequences: the gods might (mind, just might) forgive the first time, but pardon is never granted twice.
Hesiod tells us in the Theogony of Prometheus’ first transgression against the gods:
[545] For when the gods and mortal men had a dispute at Mecone, even then Prometheus was forward to cut up a great ox and set portions before them, trying to befool the mind of Zeus. Before the rest he set flesh and inner parts thick with fat upon the hide, covering them with an ox paunch; but for Zeus he put the white bones dressed up with cunning art and covered with shining fat. Then the father of men and of gods said to him: “Son of Iapetus, most glorious of all lords, good sir, how unfairly you have divided the portions!”
[545] So said Zeus whose wisdom is everlasting, rebuking him. But wily Prometheus answered him, smiling softly and not forgetting his cunning trick: “Zeus, most glorious and greatest of the eternal gods, take which ever of these portions your heart within you bids.” So he said, thinking trickery. But Zeus, whose wisdom is everlasting, saw and failed not to perceive the trick, and in his heart he thought mischief against mortal men which also was to be fulfilled. With both hands he took up the white fat and was angry at heart, and wrath came to his spirit when he saw the white ox-bones craftily tricked out: and because of this the tribes of men upon earth burn white bones to the deathless gods upon fragrant altars.
[558] But Zeus who drives the clouds was greatly vexed and said to him: “Son of Iapetus, clever above all! So, sir, you have not yet forgotten your cunning arts!”
Of course it would make sense to burn bones to the gods instead of offering them meat, which was scarce and hard to come by; one sees the point of those men who’d rather eat it instead of burning it to worship the gods, who’d only inhale the smoke, anyway, so does it really make such a big difference, does meat-smoke taste so much better than bones-smoke? Nah. So there you go, instead of starving we’ll let the gods sniff burnt bones.
Yet, etiologically, it’s Prometheus who sets the basis for this, as you can see. Maybe a little silly, mankind emulating a bloke whose trickery angered Zeus to the eventual detriment of his liver, but ah, that’s Greek to me.
Did Zeus forgive and forget Prometheus after this first transgression? No, and no.
[560] So spake Zeus in anger, whose wisdom is everlasting; and from that time he was always mindful of the trick, and would not give the power of unwearying fire to the Melian21 race of mortal men who live on the earth.
And what does fire represent here? It might stand in for civilization, that which makes man a civilized creature: he doesn’t eat his food raw anymore, he doesn’t manufacture rough and unrefined tools. Fire is sacred, divine, the access to a whole world of possibilities heretofore unattainable to mankind.
If Zeus keeps the fire from humankind, they shall never be like the gods themselves.
And what does clever Prometheus do? He steals it (either he was indeed very clever, or Zeus a little stupid… hope no lightning will strike me dead for saying so, uh):
But the noble son of Iapetus outwitted him and stole the far-seen gleam of unwearying fire in a hollow fennel stalk. And Zeus who thunders on high was stung in spirit, and his dear heart was angered when he saw amongst men the far-seen ray of fire.
AND! The biologist in me must highlight the fact that this cunning, fire-stealing bloke did it with a fennel stalk! Uhm, well, not really, it wouldn’t have been fennel (Foeniculum vulgare), but Ferula communis, which is from the same family (in Greek, νάρθηξ, ‘nárthēx’). A useful plant, ferula: ancient Greeks used it because its pith kindles quickly yet burns slowly, and so it’s the perfect tool to conceal (I’ll go poetic here) a burning heart without betraying its flames (I guess it puffs some smoke, but it’s not like carrying the Olympic torch –I bet Zeus would’ve noticed that).
Some information in Spanish, here (although I don’t quite agree with the interpretation of the chemical substances being related to the promethean fire: F. communis might be toxic, but it has little relevance as a medicinal plant when compared to others… however, it is true that it was used in Spain as a stick with which boys would be punished at school. I even accidentally found a quote in Quevedo attesting to such a thing, hoh!). For information in English, you may go here.
And *squeals loudly* oh, MY! An online interactive edition of the Dioscórides, and I didn’t know about it? GO SEE. NOW!
Anyway, back to Prometheus and his fire-stealing tendencies. Zeus, as you can imagine, was not happy about it. And he machinates the ultimate revenge: enter Pandora (at last!).
According to the Theogony, Zeus convokes two gods in order to make Pandora: Hephaestus, and Athena; whereas in the Works and Days, he has four gods working on this beautiful artefact: Hephaestus, Athena, Hermes, and Aphrodite (with retinue of helping hands: the Graces).
In both cases, it’s always Hephaestus who models, gives shape to Pandora out of earth and water (that is, uh, mud). The word used in Greek comes from the root plastos, from where words such as plastic (as in, the plastic arts) also came. It’s not the first time the god does such a thing: in fact, the first automats seem to appear in the Iliad, and were created by Hephaestus, yet made out of metal, whereas Pandora is not metal but frail clay.
Once the structure has been finished by Hephaestus, Athena is in charge of embellishing the poisoned gift (ie Pandora, “a beautiful evil”, a καλὸν κακὸν –though, hah, oddly enough Hesiod doesn’t mention her name in the Theogony, just in WaD):
[570] Forthwith he made an evil thing for men as the price of fire; for the very famous Limping God formed of earth the likeness of a shy maiden as the son of Cronos willed. And the goddess bright-eyed Athena girded and clothed her with silvery raiment, and down from her head [575] she spread with her hands an embroidered veil, a wonder to see; and she, Pallas Athena, put about her head lovely garlands, flowers of new-grown herbs. Also she put upon her head a crown of gold which the very famous Limping God made himself [580] and worked with his own hands as a favor to Zeus his father. On it was much curious work, wonderful to see; for of the many creatures which the land and sea rear up, he put most upon it, wonderful things, like living beings with voices: and great beauty shone out from it.
Of course it would be a woman to girdle and beautify a maiden; had cosmetics been left to Hephaestus… ahem. One can just imagine. And once the maiden has been modelled and prettied to the gods’ satisfaction, she is so stumpingly, stunningly beautiful even the gods are left to gape at her in stupefaction (same root for stupid, from stupere, “be stunned, amazed, confounded”): she is thauma (θαῦμα, “wonder, marvel”; same root for, say, thaumaturge in English), she is a wonder to behold, renders anyone who looks upon her rather silly—hah, stupid, actually:
And wonder took hold of the deathless gods and mortal men when they saw that which was sheer guile, not to be withstood by men.
And then, pearls of wisdom:
[590] For from her is the race of women and female kind: of her is the deadly race and tribe of women who live amongst mortal men to their great trouble, no helpmeets in hateful poverty, but only in wealth. And as in thatched hives bees [595] feed the drones whose nature is to do mischief—by day and throughout the day until the sun goes down the bees are busy and lay the white combs, while the drones stay at home in the covered hives and reap the toil of others into their own bellies— [600] even so Zeus who thunders on high made women to be an evil to mortal men, with a nature to do evil.
Active feminist, Hesiod, wasn’t he. See, instead, the Works and Days (where we go directly to Prometheus stealing the fire from the gods, though I’m skipping that part and give you Pandora’s creation right away):
And he [Zeus] bade famous Hephaestus make haste and mix earth with water and to put in it the voice and strength of human kind, and fashion a sweet, lovely maiden-shape, like to the immortal goddesses in face; and Athene to teach her needlework and the weaving of the varied web; and golden Aphrodite to shed grace upon her head and cruel longing and cares that weary the limbs. And he charged Hermes the guide, the Slayer of Argus, to put in her a shameless mind and a deceitful nature.
[69] So he ordered. And they obeyed the lord Zeus the son of Cronos. Forthwith the famous Lame God moulded clay in the likeness of a modest maid, as the son of Cronos purposed. And the goddess bright-eyed Athene girded and clothed her, and the divine Graces and queenly Persuasion put necklaces of gold upon her, and the rich-haired Hours crowned her head with spring flowers. And Pallas Athene bedecked her form with all manners of finery. Also the Guide, the Slayer of Argus, contrived within her lies and crafty words and a deceitful nature at the will of loud thundering Zeus, and the Herald of the gods put speech in her. And he called this woman Pandora (All Endowed), because all they who dwelt on Olympus gave each a gift, a plague to men who eat bread.
Important things to be mentioned:
- “like to the immortal goddesses in face”, this verse, this same verse is used to describe Helen’s godlike beauty in the Iliad; all women, being descendants of Pandora, share to a certain extent her original attributes, among which her beauty – a trait that is underlined especially in Helen’s case.
- Athene here teaches her how to weave, to do needlework. This was the main occupation of women in Antiquity: Helen, Penelope, they were all excellent weavers, and weaving, as we were explained in a later lecture on Penelope, is an activity that makes (well, some, I guess) women crafty, gives them time to plan and machinate. Brute force will get them nowhere, but women strike back from their looms, weaving intrigues in silence.
- Aphrodite, she doesn’t teach Pandora how to love: she turns her into a desire machine – constantly desiring things and constantly kindling desire in men herself.
- Hermes puts speech in her. Speech. Voice. In Greek, φωνή. And why is this relevant? Well, phoné is just voice, whereas logos is reasoned, rational speech. Pandora has the former, but not the later. In his Politics, Aristotle defines man as a rational animal because he’s got logos, whereas animals only have phoné. So, there you go; birds chirping and women singing are one and the same thing, huh.
- Hesiod seems to give us an etymology for the name Pandora, meaning that “all gods gave a gift”, so she was a gift from all the gods. And it’s just a plague to men who eat bread, not to gods who feed on ambrosia. I stress again: mankind as bread-eaters, completely dependent on crops and agriculture.
Okay, so the deed is done, the gift ready to be given away. But, who shall the gods give it to? Surely not Prometheus, he’s too crafty and wary of the gods (I would, too, if I’d done all that. Gods rarely joke with these things). But ah, he’s got a dumb brother, Epimetheus, who did accept the gift despite having been told several times by his cunning brother not to accept, under any circumstance, any gift from the gods. And yet, what does clever Epimetheus do? Read below:
But when he had finished the sheer, hopeless snare, the Father sent glorious Argus-Slayer, the swift messenger of the gods, to take it to Epimetheus as a gift. And Epimetheus did not think on what Prometheus had said to him, bidding him never take a gift of Olympian Zeus, but to send it back for fear it might prove to be something harmful to men. But he took the gift, and afterwards, when the evil thing was already his, he understood.
Of course, when it was too late. Heh, doesn’t it sound familiar, this “ooops” moment after having screwed up, badly.
End of Part I, stay tuned for Part II, uh, in a few days? Weeks? Surely not months, i’A…